Friday, April 10, 2009

First off, let's talk about things no one cares about, but we're going to bring up anyways.

I HAVE TERRIBLE CRAMPS AND A HORRIBLE MIGRAINE AND BOTH OF THESE HAVE BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY AND I HATE MY LIFE.

Okay sorry. Had to get that out of there.

My boss has started insisting that I was born to do standup comedy, and that he can't believe that I have never tried it. I explained to him that it's not something I could think about, and formulate a routine for...it's more that our patients provide me with an...ahem.."special" kind of inspiration. One that compels me to say things like "yeah, this is normal wear and tear if the kid was a triceratops" and "Amy, can you go watch the front? I need to go give myself a hysterectomy with a spoon." I don't see it as comedy....just well-filtered anger hahahaha.

I really want alfredo sauce for my chicken. And a new composition book to use as my guestbook because I don't want to use any of my "saleable" journal bases. However, I really don't feel like leaving the house because I can hardly stand up due to Awesome Cramps 2K9, April edition.

Pete and I are going to see Haunting in Connecticut tomorrow and I am Stoked. On. That.

Going to print pictures this week and get my scrapbook on! Woo!

1 comment:

  1. yea! mentioned in your blog! haha you crack me up!

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